I know everyone has seen the “pro-life Britney Spears giving birth” statue already. But this is the first time I’ve seen the angle with the baby’s head crowning. I’m pro-birth and all that, but… Yuck!
First, before I saw the head crowning, I thought they should rename the statue “Britney in Heat.” Now I’ve only given birth twice and I try not to remember either time very often, but I’m pretty sure at no point did I have my hind-end shooting straight up into the air. Perhaps the sculptor isn’t familiar with the law of gravity.
And then from the view of the back, if I didn’t know better I’d think it was a statue of ol’ Bessie about to pop out a calf. The way he sculpted her butt looks like it belongs on a bony dairy cow doesn’t it? But even Bessie would probably be smart enough not to try giving birth with her butt poised for launching a missile to outer space out of it. Maybe that’s the real statement the sculptor was trying to make.
On Britney’s behalf I understand she didn’t have anything to do with this. (I don't know why I'm always defending Britney... I’m not a fan! I swear!) But apparently this is just some random guy who decided that Britney’s “pro-life” since she has a baby (???) and also that this is probably what she looked like giving birth (during the parts where she wasn’t having a C-section anyway, I guess). Gees… I wonder if this guy might have some “issues.”