I got this idea from the Wacky Mommy blog. Here’s a list of crazy things people have plugged into search engines and subsequently arrived at my website:
1.) matronly breasts – Perhaps I need a new picture of me here… one from the neck up?
2.) living like a 1950 s wife and mom – Hang on a sec while I call Wally and the Beav to supper.
3.) feminist leaves her children – There’s a name for that and it aint “feminist.”
4.) rotten mothers – Hey! Give us a break here, we’re doing the best we can!
5.) weenies calories – If I’m eating weenies, calories are the least of my concerns!
6.) vegetarian unpatriotic – Well you know what they say, “Beef... Real food for real people!” Or at least that’s what the Beef Council says.
7.) my husband is getting fat – My husband wonders what I’m saying about him here now!
8.) is doing housework on important thing in family life ? – Only if you can’t afford a housekeeper.
9.) crisco then and now – I think my Grandma did this one.
10.) mug woman who raise woman – I’m speechless.
11.) moms gag – Now and then it’s inevitable I suppose.
12.) how to get the reminder doing long division -- Typo is not mine!
13.) vegetarian accidentally ate –Vegetarians aren’t allowed to eat?
14.) feminist darla shine – I can’t wait to tell Darla she’s a feminist!
15.) mouthy political bitches – Who, moi?